1) We know many positions 2) Strategically minded 3) Quick with our fingers 4) Practice with our fingers every day 5) Cos we are usually smart at what we do. 6) Female gamers know how to handle a joystick 7) Gamers usually have a great sense of humour 8) Most nerds/gamers will be careful and honest with the girls they date 9) Gamers are usually not very self-fixated 10) You never have to wonder where he is. 11) We dont sleep = 24/7 Lifeguard 12) We pay attention to details 13) We're low maintanance (pizza, coke and some snacks is all we need) 14) We understand the importance of effort = reward (Quest: Visit mother-in-law. Rewards: Lots of sex 15) We're easy to buy presents for. (we've probably been talking about the newest game for months) 16) We're easy to work out a schedule with (19:30: Him = raiding/grinding, Her= Gilmore Girls/!!@#% Eye) 17) We most likely have a wide selection of adult entertainment *see note above 18) We can keep going for hours. 19) We learns from mistakes. 20) We knows what buttons to press. 21) We can stay focused. 22) We dont cheat. 23) We got a good aim 24) They will agree to anything you ask them when you ask during a tough part of the game 25) We always want to explore new content 26) Enormus SLUNG
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb
12 Apr 2012 - 14:07
